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“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.”

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We saved the juiciest bits for part two.

The love for Bruce Campbell continues, along with a heartfelt plea to get him to come on the show.

Even just for five minutes.

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.

Jerry tells a rather personal tale of real life horror, involving lots of blood, possible murder, and hallucinogenics.

Kids, don’t do drugs.

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What a shocker.  Here on Zombie Beach, we actually talk about Zombies!

In this episode, which is split in two because the recording session went on so long, we start out discussing Dan’s need for a vampire because his body produces too much blood.

He then launches into a review of the new movie Grace, which he just saw, which leads us in to a discussion that delves deep into horror movies, touching on Donnie Darko, Shawn of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, My Name is Bruce (we are both huge fans of Bruce Campbell), Tourist Trap, Phantasm, and anything by Ed Wood or with Godzilla in it.

NEWS FLASH: Someone is remaking Ed Wood’s Plan 9 From Outer Space.  Weird.

A tip of the hat goes out to the wonderful Japanese horror films, both past and present.

We say RIP to Patrick Swayze and Norman Borlaug.

Music featured this week was by Jami Sieber, available (as usual) at Magnatune.com.

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Besides the fact that Dan is busy with his new career in farming via Facebook, we have these fascinating things to share:

Jerry cannot remember his recent vacation – at all.

But he did get himself a fun new toy, with which he made this entire podcast over on GroovyBrew.com.

Also, we talk about the fascinating FootFlush, the wonderful and altogether fantastic Java Wand (heretofore erroneously referred to as a Coffee Crack Pipe), Jerry’s adventures with the Clarifi Case for the iPhone, the awesome service known as Evernote (your personal brain backup system), and Jerry also lusts in his heart for the cool Zoom Phone Adapter for Skype that he keeps seeing, and almost buying, at Wal-Mart.

We also cover Dan’s stint with VW Trends (and maybe even launch him on to a new career in outlaw Internet journalism) as well as pretty Kiev hookers.

Oh, and here is the short Internet film which was the inspiration for District 9:

Remember, if it’s on the Internet, it must be true.