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We yak quite a bit in this one.

And move on a lot.

Some things we did explore includes:

Maxipad Case for you iPad

Video Podcast:  “Cooking With Hookers” … no link available, you need to search iTunes for it.

All sorts of other fun and strange things with no links.  Jerry steals a joke from Drew Carey.  Oh, and finds Drew is a huge Second Life fan.

A plug for the place where Dan works:  DealNews.com (where everyday is Black Friday!)

If you listen and enjoy, please comment!  Thanks!

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We are back from hiatus!  And we’re featuring music from the awesome new surf rock band Blue Wave Theory.

Jerry has a new book out for the Kindle and various Kindle readers:  God, Time, Perception & Sexy Androids (27 short stories of weirdness and wonder, only $1.98)

Other things mentioned on this episode:

Jerry’s story “Temperature Extremes.”

There was an iPad type device in the late 60’s movie 2001: A Space Odyssey

Awesome artwork by Vicki Death.  Seriously awesome.  We found her at random via Twitter by searching for “Zombies.”

And Pee-Wee Herman has an iPad…

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Seriously.  Jerry has the Swine Flu and is still podcasting.

Is that dedication or what?

2012 is coming.  Will we be alive to see it?

We hope we’re alive to see the upcoming James Cameron movie “Avatar.”  It looks beyond awesome.  It’s as if awesome is a little tiny gnat flying in a box car of something that’s way bigger than awesome.

AS FOR THE SO-CALLED SWINE FLU, which did not manage to kill Jerry (yet), we blame this kid:

This guy is apparently afraid of contracting H1N1:

We just threw this in because Dan owns a copy of it…

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This has got to be a record.  We recorded this today.  I’m already posting it.  It’s as “live” as you can get with a podcast.

Things included in this special, extra-long Halloween edition of Zombie Beach:

The fairy that lives in my cottage

Weasel Puke Coffee

A picture I took as a teen…

which…

may…

or may not…

be of an…

actual ghost…

W00Tstock – which Dan and I MUST ATTEND next year, if there is one.

And last but not least, the Online Ouija Board we consulted during the show.

Featured sound effects from:

Thank you also to Robert Rich who’s background music we featured throughout the whole podcast.

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Happy Wombat Day!

Dave joins us from down under to describe exactly how one goes about cooking kangaroo.  Seriously.  It’s good for you.

We also cover cheerful things such as:

Rat guillotines

Captain Lead’s appearance on Colbert Nation

Michael Bay’s upcoming remake of Nightmare On Elm Street

And another recap of Zombieland, this time with Dan involved.

This episode features music by Antony Reijekov from his free album Jazz U.

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How could we possible be a podcast called Zombie Beach and not at least touch upon the movie “Zombieland?”

No spiders were mailed to anyone during the making of this podcast.

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“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.”

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We saved the juiciest bits for part two.

The love for Bruce Campbell continues, along with a heartfelt plea to get him to come on the show.

Even just for five minutes.

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.

Jerry tells a rather personal tale of real life horror, involving lots of blood, possible murder, and hallucinogenics.

Kids, don’t do drugs.

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What a shocker.  Here on Zombie Beach, we actually talk about Zombies!

In this episode, which is split in two because the recording session went on so long, we start out discussing Dan’s need for a vampire because his body produces too much blood.

He then launches into a review of the new movie Grace, which he just saw, which leads us in to a discussion that delves deep into horror movies, touching on Donnie Darko, Shawn of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, My Name is Bruce (we are both huge fans of Bruce Campbell), Tourist Trap, Phantasm, and anything by Ed Wood or with Godzilla in it.

NEWS FLASH: Someone is remaking Ed Wood’s Plan 9 From Outer Space.  Weird.

A tip of the hat goes out to the wonderful Japanese horror films, both past and present.

We say RIP to Patrick Swayze and Norman Borlaug.

Music featured this week was by Jami Sieber, available (as usual) at Magnatune.com.

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Besides the fact that Dan is busy with his new career in farming via Facebook, we have these fascinating things to share:

Jerry cannot remember his recent vacation – at all.

But he did get himself a fun new toy, with which he made this entire podcast over on GroovyBrew.com.

Also, we talk about the fascinating FootFlush, the wonderful and altogether fantastic Java Wand (heretofore erroneously referred to as a Coffee Crack Pipe), Jerry’s adventures with the Clarifi Case for the iPhone, the awesome service known as Evernote (your personal brain backup system), and Jerry also lusts in his heart for the cool Zoom Phone Adapter for Skype that he keeps seeing, and almost buying, at Wal-Mart.

We also cover Dan’s stint with VW Trends (and maybe even launch him on to a new career in outlaw Internet journalism) as well as pretty Kiev hookers.

Oh, and here is the short Internet film which was the inspiration for District 9:

Remember, if it’s on the Internet, it must be true.