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	<title>Zombie Beach &#187; Podcast Episodes</title>
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	<itunes:summary>It&#039;s all fun and games until some undead sumbitch eats your brain.</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Only slightly less disappointing than other podcasts.</itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:keywords>Comedy, Social Satire, zombies, sci-fi, fantasy</itunes:keywords>
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		<title>Zombie Roulette</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 04:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What can I say?  Dan and I took Chat Roulette for a spin.  And, of course, we saw a LOT of rubber duckies. Music featured on this episode is from Ludivine.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What can I say?  Dan and I took Chat Roulette for a spin.  And, of course, we saw a LOT of rubber duckies.</p>
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<p>Music featured on this episode is from <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ludivine">Ludivine</a>.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>chat roulette</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>What can I say?  Dan and I took Chat Roulette for a spin.  And, of course, we saw a LOT of rubber duckies. -  - Music featured on this episode is from Ludivine.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>What can I say?  Dan and I took Chat Roulette for a spin.  And, of course, we saw a LOT of rubber duckies.

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Music featured on this episode is from Ludivine (http://www.myspace.com/ludivine).</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>To Obscurity&#8230; and beyond!</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2010/03/to-obscurity-and-beyond/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a jam packed episode!&#160; Included is… An interview with uber cool monster artist Vicki Death! And… &#160; Jackie Gleason Manipulating Space and Time from Larry Carlson on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a jam packed episode!&#160; Included is…</p>
<p><a href="http://vickideath.etsy.com" target="_blank"><img alt="Bela Lugosi Dracula Original Painting" src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.105731746.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>An interview with uber cool monster artist <a href="http://vickideath.etsy.com" target="_blank">Vicki Death</a>!</p>
<p>And…</p>
<p><a href="http://kotaku.com/5489188/twitter-zombies-to-death-on-your-iphone?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+kotaku/full+(Kotaku)" target="_blank"><img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/03/500x_tweetdefense.jpg" width="432" height="288" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://godzillahaiku.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="For Drake, who suggested it." src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz8d6mYyUn1qbot00o1_500.jpg" width="433" height="258" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/7015424">Jackie Gleason Manipulating Space and Time</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/larrycarlson">Larry Carlson</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>This is a jam packed episode!  Included is…    An interview with uber cool monster artist Vicki Death!  And…              Jackie Gleason Manipulating Space and Time from Larry Carlson on Vimeo.            </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>This is a jam packed episode!  Included is…  (http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.105731746.jpg)  An interview with uber cool monster artist Vicki Death (http://vickideath.etsy.com)!  And…  (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/03/500x_tweetdefense.jpg)  (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz8d6mYyUn1qbot00o1_500.jpg)  (http://dotzom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image.png)        Jackie Gleason Manipulating Space and Time (http://vimeo.com/7015424) from Larry Carlson (http://vimeo.com/larrycarlson) on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com).  (http://dotzom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/image1.png)  (http://consumerist.com/2010/02/14/computerengineer.jpg)  (http://andyprieboy.com/images/home_soldiers.gif)  (http://andyprieboy.com/images/home_andy_prieboy.gif)    (http://dotzom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/MartinNiceSexyPanties.jpg)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Yakkity Yak</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2010/03/yakkity-yak-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We yak quite a bit in this one. And move on a lot. Some things we did explore includes: Maxipad Case for you iPad Video Podcast:  “Cooking With Hookers” … no link available, you need to search iTunes for it. All sorts of other fun and strange things with no links.  Jerry steals a joke [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin: 0px 15px 5px 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;" title="large_yak" src="http://dotzom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/large_yak1.jpg" border="0" alt="large_yak" width="244" height="173" align="left" /></p>
<p>We yak quite a bit in this one.</p>
<p>And move on a lot.</p>
<p>Some things we did explore includes:</p>
<p><a href="http://mashable.com/2010/02/25/imaxi-ipad-protection/" target="_blank">Maxipad Case for you iPad</a></p>
<p>Video Podcast:  “<strong>Cooking With Hookers</strong>” … no link available, you need to search iTunes for it.</p>
<p>All sorts of other fun and strange things with no links.  Jerry steals a joke from Drew Carey.  Oh, and finds <a href="http://reason.tv/video/show/second-life" target="_blank">Drew is a huge Second Life fan</a>.</p>
<p>A plug for the place where Dan works:  <a href="http://dealnews.com/" target="_blank">DealNews.com</a> (where everyday is Black Friday!)</p>
<p>If you listen and enjoy, please comment!  Thanks!</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle> - We yak quite a bit in this one. - And move on a lot. - Some things we did explore includes: - Maxipad Case for you iPad - Video Podcast:  “Cooking With Hookers” … no link available, you need to search iTunes for it.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://dotzom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/large_yak1.jpg)

We yak quite a bit in this one.

And move on a lot.

Some things we did explore includes:

Maxipad Case for you iPad (http://mashable.com/2010/02/25/imaxi-ipad-protection/)

Video Podcast:  “Cooking With Hookers” … no link available, you need to search iTunes for it.

All sorts of other fun and strange things with no links.  Jerry steals a joke from Drew Carey.  Oh, and finds Drew is a huge Second Life fan (http://reason.tv/video/show/second-life).

A plug for the place where Dan works:  DealNews.com (http://dealnews.com/) (where everyday is Black Friday!)

If you listen and enjoy, please comment!  Thanks!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Gumby Ruined My Life</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2010/02/gumby-ruined-my-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We are back from hiatus!  And we’re featuring music from the awesome new surf rock band Blue Wave Theory. Jerry has a new book out for the Kindle and various Kindle readers:  God, Time, Perception &#38; Sexy Androids (27 short stories of weirdness and wonder, only $1.98) Other things mentioned on this episode: Jerry&#8217;s story [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are back from hiatus!  And we’re featuring music from the awesome new surf rock band <a href="http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/bluewavetheory-bwt/" target="_blank">Blue Wave Theory</a>.</p>
<p>Jerry has a new book out for the Kindle and various Kindle readers:  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Time-Perception-Sexy-Androids-ebook/dp/B0037Z6NEW" target="_blank">God, Time, Perception &amp; Sexy Androids</a> (27 short stories of weirdness and wonder, only $1.98)</p>
<p>Other things mentioned on this episode:</p>
<p>Jerry&#8217;s story &#8220;<a href="http://flash.jerryjdavis.com/2009/humorous/temperature-extremes-by-jerry-j-davis/">Temperature Extremes</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>There was an iPad type device in the late 60’s movie <strong><em>2001: A Space Odyssey</em></strong></p>
<p><img src="http://lenovosocial.com/live/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/slate-2001.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/vickideath" target="_blank">Awesome artwork by <strong>Vicki Death</strong></a>.  <em>Seriously</em> awesome.  We found her at random via Twitter by searching for “Zombies.”</p>
<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/vickideath" target="_blank"><img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.113988191.jpg" alt="Frankenhooker Pin Up" width="208" height="307" /></a></p>
<p>And Pee-Wee Herman has an iPad…</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>We are back from hiatus!  And we’re featuring music from the awesome new surf rock band Blue Wave Theory. - Jerry has a new book out for the Kindle and various Kindle readers:  God, Time, Perception &amp; Sexy Androids (27 short stories of weirdness and wo...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>We are back from hiatus!  And we’re featuring music from the awesome new surf rock band Blue Wave Theory (http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/bluewavetheory-bwt/).

Jerry has a new book out for the Kindle and various Kindle readers:  God, Time, Perception &amp; Sexy Androids (http://www.amazon.com/Time-Perception-Sexy-Androids-ebook/dp/B0037Z6NEW) (27 short stories of weirdness and wonder, only $1.98)

Other things mentioned on this episode:

Jerry&#039;s story &quot;Temperature Extremes (http://flash.jerryjdavis.com/2009/humorous/temperature-extremes-by-jerry-j-davis/).&quot;

There was an iPad type device in the late 60’s movie 2001: A Space Odyssey

(http://lenovosocial.com/live/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/slate-2001.jpg)

Awesome artwork by Vicki Death.  Seriously awesome.  We found her at random via Twitter by searching for “Zombies.”

(http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.113988191.jpg)

And Pee-Wee Herman has an iPad…

 
Pee-wee Gets An iPad! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a03edbd7/pee-wee-gets-an-ipad) from Pee-wee Herman (http://www.funnyordie.com/peewee_herman)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Aporkalypse Now</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2009/11/aporkalypse-now/</link>
		<comments>http://dotzom.com/2009/11/aporkalypse-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously.  Jerry has the Swine Flu and is still podcasting. Is that dedication or what? 2012 is coming.  Will we be alive to see it? We hope we’re alive to see the upcoming James Cameron movie “Avatar.”  It looks beyond awesome.  It’s as if awesome is a little tiny gnat flying in a box car [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pig.pri_.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 15px 5px 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;" title="pig.pri_" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pig.pri__thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="pig.pri_" width="188" height="181" align="left" /></a></p>
<p>Seriously.  Jerry has the Swine Flu and is still podcasting.</p>
<p>Is that dedication or what?</p>
<p>2012 is coming.  Will we be alive to see it?</p>
<p>We hope we’re alive to see the upcoming James Cameron movie “Avatar.”  It looks beyond awesome.  It’s as if awesome is a little tiny gnat flying in a box car of something that’s way bigger than awesome.</p>
<p>AS FOR THE SO-CALLED SWINE FLU, which did not manage to kill Jerry (yet), we blame this kid:</p>
<p><a href="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1314thislittlebastardkilledusallswineflu.jpg"><img style="display: inline; border: 0px;" title="1314this-little-bastard-killed-us-all-swine-flu" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1314thislittlebastardkilledusallswineflu_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="1314this-little-bastard-killed-us-all-swine-flu" width="404" height="304" /></a></p>
<p>This guy is apparently afraid of contracting H1N1:</p>
<p><a href="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bazooka_3.gif"><img style="display: inline; border: 0px;" title="bazooka_3" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bazooka_3_thumb.gif" border="0" alt="bazooka_3" width="404" height="255" /></a></p>
<p>We just threw this in because Dan owns a copy of it…</p>
<p><a href="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kostabijoe.jpg"><img style="display: inline; border: 0px;" title="kostabi joe" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kostabijoe_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="kostabi joe" width="402" height="293" /></a></p>
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			<itunes:subtitle> - Seriously.  Jerry has the Swine Flu and is still podcasting. - Is that dedication or what? - 2012 is coming.  Will we be alive to see it? - We hope we’re alive to see the upcoming James Cameron movie “Avatar.”  It looks beyond awesome.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pig.pri__thumb.jpg)

Seriously.  Jerry has the Swine Flu and is still podcasting.

Is that dedication or what?

2012 is coming.  Will we be alive to see it?

We hope we’re alive to see the upcoming James Cameron movie “Avatar.”  It looks beyond awesome.  It’s as if awesome is a little tiny gnat flying in a box car of something that’s way bigger than awesome.

AS FOR THE SO-CALLED SWINE FLU, which did not manage to kill Jerry (yet), we blame this kid:

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1314thislittlebastardkilledusallswineflu_thumb.jpg)

This guy is apparently afraid of contracting H1N1:

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bazooka_3_thumb.gif)

We just threw this in because Dan owns a copy of it…

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kostabijoe_thumb.jpg)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>52:47</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Happy Halloween 2009!</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2009/10/happy-halloween-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://dotzom.com/2009/10/happy-halloween-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This has got to be a record.  We recorded this today.  I’m already posting it.  It’s as “live” as you can get with a podcast. Things included in this special, extra-long Halloween edition of Zombie Beach: The fairy that lives in my cottage Weasel Puke Coffee A picture I took as a teen&#8230; which&#8230; may&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin: 0px 15px 0px 0px; display: inline; border-width: 0px;" title="horror_party_beach_2" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/horror_party_beach_2.jpg" border="0" alt="horror_party_beach_2" width="201" height="307" align="left" />This has got to be a record.  We recorded this today.  I’m already posting it.  It’s as “live” as you can get with a podcast.</p>
<p>Things included in this special, extra-long Halloween edition of Zombie Beach:</p>
<p><a href="http://phobloggery.jerryjdavis.com/archives/47">The fairy that lives in my cottage</a></p>
<p><a href="http://coffee.groovybrew.com/archives/416">Weasel Puke Coffee</a></p>
<p>A picture I took as a teen&#8230;</p>
<p>which&#8230;</p>
<p>may&#8230;</p>
<p>or may not&#8230;</p>
<p>be of an&#8230;</p>
<p>actual ghost&#8230;</p>
<p><img style="display: inline; border-width: 0px;" title="clip_image002[4]" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/clip_image0024.jpg" border="0" alt="clip_image002[4]" hspace="12" width="431" height="331" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.paulandstorm.com/gigs/w00tstock/" target="_blank">W00Tstock – which Dan and I MUST ATTEND next year, if there is one</a>.</p>
<p>And last but not least, <a href="http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/WebOuija.html" target="_blank">the Online Ouija Board</a> we consulted during the show.</p>
<p>Featured sound effects from:</p>
<p><img style="display: inline; border-width: 0px;" title="OD_LPcover" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/OD_LPcover.jpg" border="0" alt="OD_LPcover" width="290" height="290" /></p>
<p>Thank you also to Robert Rich <a href="http://robertrich.com/magnatune-live-archive-cds/" target="_blank">who’s background music</a> we featured throughout the whole podcast.</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>This has got to be a record.  We recorded this today.  I’m already posting it.  It’s as “live” as you can get with a podcast. - Things included in this special, extra-long Halloween edition of Zombie Beach: - The fairy that lives in my cottage - Weasel...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/horror_party_beach_2.jpg)This has got to be a record.  We recorded this today.  I’m already posting it.  It’s as “live” as you can get with a podcast.

Things included in this special, extra-long Halloween edition of Zombie Beach:

The fairy that lives in my cottage (http://phobloggery.jerryjdavis.com/archives/47)

Weasel Puke Coffee (http://coffee.groovybrew.com/archives/416)

A picture I took as a teen...

which...

may...

or may not...

be of an...

actual ghost...

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/clip_image0024.jpg)

W00Tstock – which Dan and I MUST ATTEND next year, if there is one (http://www.paulandstorm.com/gigs/w00tstock/).

And last but not least, the Online Ouija Board (http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/WebOuija.html) we consulted during the show.

Featured sound effects from:

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/OD_LPcover.jpg)

Thank you also to Robert Rich who’s background music (http://robertrich.com/magnatune-live-archive-cds/) we featured throughout the whole podcast.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:32:16</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Sex Crazed Wombats Dot Com</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2009/10/sex-crazed-wombats-dot-com/</link>
		<comments>http://dotzom.com/2009/10/sex-crazed-wombats-dot-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Wombat Day! Dave joins us from down under to describe exactly how one goes about cooking kangaroo.  Seriously.  It’s good for you. We also cover cheerful things such as: Rat guillotines Captain Lead’s appearance on Colbert Nation Michael Bay’s upcoming remake of Nightmare On Elm Street And another recap of Zombieland, this time with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kentscientific.com/products/productView.asp?ProductId=6205&amp;utm_source=Google&amp;utm_medium=ppc&amp;utm_content=2&amp;utm_campaign=Guillotine&amp;utm_link=direct"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;" title="image" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/image1.png" border="0" alt="image" width="161" height="166" align="left" /></a> Happy Wombat Day!</p>
<p>Dave joins us from down under to describe exactly how one goes about cooking kangaroo.  Seriously.  It’s good for you.</p>
<p>We also cover cheerful things such as:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kentscientific.com/products/productView.asp?ProductId=6205&amp;utm_source=Google&amp;utm_medium=ppc&amp;utm_content=2&amp;utm_campaign=Guillotine&amp;utm_link=direct" target="_blank">Rat guillotines</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/85881/april-24-2007/sign-off---captain-lead" target="_blank">Captain Lead’s appearance on Colbert Nation</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Nightmare-On-Elm-Street-Remake-Trailer-14943.html" target="_blank">Michael Bay’s upcoming remake of Nightmare On Elm Street</a></p>
<p>And another recap of Zombieland, this time with Dan involved.</p>
<p>This episode features music by <a href="http://tony.cult.bg/" target="_blank">Antony Reijekov</a> from his <em>free album</em> <a href="http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/3777" target="_blank">Jazz U</a>.</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle> Happy Wombat Day! - Dave joins us from down under to describe exactly how one goes about cooking kangaroo.  Seriously.  It’s good for you. - We also cover cheerful things such as: - Rat guillotines - Captain Lead’s appearance on Colbert Nation - Micha...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/image1.png) Happy Wombat Day!

Dave joins us from down under to describe exactly how one goes about cooking kangaroo.  Seriously.  It’s good for you.

We also cover cheerful things such as:

Rat guillotines (http://www.kentscientific.com/products/productView.asp?ProductId=6205&amp;utm_source=Google&amp;utm_medium=ppc&amp;utm_content=2&amp;utm_campaign=Guillotine&amp;utm_link=direct)

Captain Lead’s appearance on Colbert Nation (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/85881/april-24-2007/sign-off---captain-lead)

Michael Bay’s upcoming remake of Nightmare On Elm Street (http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Nightmare-On-Elm-Street-Remake-Trailer-14943.html)

And another recap of Zombieland, this time with Dan involved.

This episode features music by Antony Reijekov (http://tony.cult.bg/) from his free album Jazz U (http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/3777).</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>47:33</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Zombies, Vampires, and Jesus &#8212; No Spiders!</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2009/10/zombies-vampires-and-jesus-no-spiders/</link>
		<comments>http://dotzom.com/2009/10/zombies-vampires-and-jesus-no-spiders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombieland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How could we possible be a podcast called Zombie Beach and not at least touch upon the movie “Zombieland?”]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How could we possible be a podcast called Zombie Beach and not at least touch upon the movie “Zombieland?”</p>
<p><a href="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3106.jpg"><img style="display: inline; border-width: 0px;" title="Zombieland Poster" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3106_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="Zombieland Poster" width="425" height="431" /></a></p>
<p>No spiders were mailed to anyone during the making of this podcast.</p>
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			<itunes:keywords>Zombieland</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>How could we possible be a podcast called Zombie Beach and not at least touch upon the movie “Zombieland?”</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>How could we possible be a podcast called Zombie Beach and not at least touch upon the movie “Zombieland?”

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/IMG_3106_thumb.jpg)

No spiders were mailed to anyone during the making of this podcast.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>28:10</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Thanks For The Spiders!</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2009/09/thanks-for-the-spiders/</link>
		<comments>http://dotzom.com/2009/09/thanks-for-the-spiders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.”]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.”</p>
<p><img style="display: inline; border: 0px;" title="black-widow-spider1" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/blackwidowspider1.jpg" border="0" alt="black-widow-spider1" width="404" height="304" /></p>
<p><img style="display: inline; border: 0px;" title="bwidow" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bwidow.jpg" border="0" alt="bwidow" width="404" height="271" /></p>
<p><img style="display: inline; border: 0px;" title="Black-Widow-Bride-42885" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/BlackWidowBride42885.jpg" border="0" alt="Black-Widow-Bride-42885" width="404" height="615" /></p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.” -  -  - </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.”

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/blackwidowspider1.jpg)

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bwidow.jpg)

(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/BlackWidowBride42885.jpg)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:13:48</itunes:duration>
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		<title>Mostly Horror, Part Two</title>
		<link>http://dotzom.com/2009/09/mostly-horror-part-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brother Gerolda</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast Episodes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin: 0px 15px 5px 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;" title="Title: EVIL DEAD II Pers: CAMPBELL  BRUCE, Year: 1987 Dir: RAIMI, SAM Ref: EVI007AF Credit: [ KOBAL COLLECTION / ROSEBUD/RENAISSANCE ]" src="http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bruce_campbell_ash.jpg" border="0" alt="Title: EVIL DEAD II Pers: CAMPBELL  BRUCE, Year: 1987 Dir: RAIMI, SAM Ref: EVI007AF Credit: [ KOBAL COLLECTION / ROSEBUD/RENAISSANCE ]" width="271" height="392" align="left" /></p>
<p>We saved the juiciest bits for part two.</p>
<p>The love for Bruce Campbell continues, along with a heartfelt plea to get him to come on the show.</p>
<p>Even just for five minutes.</p>
<p>Yeah, like that will ever happen.</p>
<p>Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.</p>
<p>Jerry tells a rather personal tale of real life horror, involving lots of blood, possible murder, and hallucinogenics.</p>
<p>Kids, don’t do drugs.</p>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://dotzom.groovymojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bruce_campbell_ash.jpg)

We saved the juiciest bits for part two.

The love for Bruce Campbell continues, along with a heartfelt plea to get him to come on the show.

Even just for five minutes.

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.

Jerry tells a rather personal tale of real life horror, involving lots of blood, possible murder, and hallucinogenics.

Kids, don’t do drugs.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Dan &amp; Jerry (and friends)</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>37:38</itunes:duration>
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