Zombie Beach

Yakkity Yak

Brother Gerolda — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:25:25 +0000

We yak quite a bit in this one.

And move on a lot.

Some things we did explore includes:

Video Podcast: “Cooking With Hookers” … no link available, you need to search iTunes for it.

All sorts of other fun and strange things with no links. Jerry steals a joke from Drew Carey. Oh, and finds Drew is a huge Second Life fan.

A plug for the place where Dan works: DealNews.com (where everyday is Black Friday!)

If you listen and enjoy, please comment! Thanks!

Gumby Ruined My Life

Brother Gerolda — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:23:39 +0000

We are back from hiatus! And we’re featuring music from the awesome new surf rock band Blue Wave Theory.

Jerry has a new book out for the Kindle and various Kindle readers: God, Time, Perception & Sexy Androids (27 short stories of weirdness and wonder, only $1.98)

Other things mentioned on this episode:

Jerry’s story “Temperature Extremes.”

There was an iPad type device in the late 60’s movie 2001: A Space Odyssey

Awesome artwork by Vicki Death. Seriously awesome. We found her at random via Twitter by searching for “Zombies.”

And Pee-Wee Herman has an iPad…

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

Zombie Peanuts

Brother Gerolda — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:44:35 +0000

While Dan and I try and find a place where the sun and moon are in perfect alignment so that we can record more shows, I thought I’d share this with you…

Aporkalypse Now

Brother Gerolda — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:03:28 +0000

Seriously. Jerry has the Swine Flu and is still podcasting.

Is that dedication or what?

2012 is coming. Will we be alive to see it?

We hope we’re alive to see the upcoming James Cameron movie “Avatar.” It looks beyond awesome. It’s as if awesome is a little tiny gnat flying in a box car of something that’s way bigger than awesome.

AS FOR THE SO-CALLED SWINE FLU, which did not manage to kill Jerry (yet), we blame this kid:

This guy is apparently afraid of contracting H1N1:

We just threw this in because Dan owns a copy of it…

Happy Halloween 2009!

Brother Gerolda — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:36:03 +0000

This has got to be a record. We recorded this today. I’m already posting it. It’s as “live” as you can get with a podcast.

Things included in this special, extra-long Halloween edition of Zombie Beach:

The fairy that lives in my cottage

Weasel Puke Coffee

A picture I took as a teen…

which…

may…

or may not…

be of an…

actual ghost…

W00Tstock – which Dan and I MUST ATTEND next year, if there is one.

And last but not least, the Online Ouija Board we consulted during the show.

Featured sound effects from:

Thank you also to Robert Rich who’s background music we featured throughout the whole podcast.

Sex Crazed Wombats Dot Com

Brother Gerolda — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:51:54 +0000

Happy Wombat Day!

Dave joins us from down under to describe exactly how one goes about cooking kangaroo. Seriously. It’s good for you.

We also cover cheerful things such as:

Rat guillotines

Captain Lead’s appearance on Colbert Nation

Michael Bay’s upcoming remake of Nightmare On Elm Street

And another recap of Zombieland, this time with Dan involved.

This episode features music by Antony Reijekov from his free album Jazz U.

Zombies, Vampires, and Jesus — No Spiders!

Brother Gerolda — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:11:29 +0000

How could we possible be a podcast called Zombie Beach and not at least touch upon the movie “Zombieland?”

No spiders were mailed to anyone during the making of this podcast.

Thanks For The Spiders!

Brother Gerolda — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:16:06 +0000

“Black Widows were sent by Satan to Destroy Us.”

Brain Damage

Brother Gerolda — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:11:08 +0000

Mostly Horror, Part Two

Brother Gerolda — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:43:37 +0000

We saved the juiciest bits for part two.

The love for Bruce Campbell continues, along with a heartfelt plea to get him to come on the show.

Even just for five minutes.

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

Dan talks about the TV show pilot he was on, and who was sitting with them in the waiting room at MTV while waiting to pitch the show.

Jerry tells a rather personal tale of real life horror, involving lots of blood, possible murder, and hallucinogenics.

Kids, don’t do drugs.